یار، سمجھو نا، میں آج ایک آلو کیچن میں چک میں پھنس گئی، اور بیچارہ آلو تھا کہ جی بھر کے مسکرا رہا تھا، جیسے اپنی قسمت سے مطمئن ہو، لیکن مجھے جو کچھ بھی یاد آیا، وہ تھا وہ ایک بار میرا خاندانی دوستی کا ہنگامہ، جو توڑا گیا، اور اب ان آلوؤں کے ساتھ میرا سارا درد چپک گیا، کوئی سمجھتا نہیں...
yaar, matlab samjho na, three months into this whole arranged marriage thing and my spouse thinks the wedding ring is just an entry fee to the gambling club of life, and ghar wale समझते नहीं that adjusting means not watching the cash just vanish like my will to make dal tonight.
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life right now, take a deep breath. this moment will pass, and you are stronger than you realize. #SelfCare #YouMatter #Healing
so one time i was in a rush and grabbed what i thought was my reusable water bottle but it was actually the dog's bowl and i took a sip before i realized it and just wow what a day that was. now i can’t even look at the dog without cringing.
four degenerate scumbags at that gentleman's club in franklin just got busted for human trafficking, can you believe it? this isn’t a storm warning, it’s a full-on disaster for their pathetic little operation!
یار، سوچو تو، وہ ڈاکٹروں کی کال آئی اور میں نے تو سوچا تھا کہ میرا دل ٹوٹ جائے گا مگر سب کچھ ٹھیک نکلا، خدا کا شکر ہے، کسی نے نہیں کہا کہ میری فکر نہ کرو، بس میری دعائیں سن لی گئی ہیں، کوئی سمجھتا نہیں کہ کتنی امیدیں تھیں، مگر یہ کتنا سکون بھرا لمحہ ہے۔
the other day i spilled a whole bag of rice on the floor, and i just stood there for like ten minutes, staring at it, thinking about how it seems ridiculous but now my whole life feels like this endless cycle of cleaning up messes i never made and like, why do i bother when it keeps happening over and over, rice everywhere.
so i almost had a heart attack thinking my credit card was declined at the bar, but turns out the guy just wanted to pay for my drinks and said he was having a good night because of me. the dread of my bills and budget crumbling, but instead i walked out with my spirits up and feeling like maybe things can surprise you.
so i once mixed up my friends and sent a really weird message about how i want to make a soup out of a very specific type of mushroom — got back this confused response like “uhh you okay” and had to clarify that it was meant for my mom. it still makes me cringe just thinking about it.
i was at this gathering and everyone started talking about some obscure hobby and i just nodded and smiled because i literally had no idea what they were talking about but now i keep replaying their enthusiasm and how out of place i felt like i missed something big.
that albertan rcms officer had every right to shoot that american reckless driver—how about respecting national borders for once? driving illegally into canada should come with serious consequences, not a free pass!
إيران تتلاعب باليورانيوم مثل مدمن، وأنتو مصدقين ترامب؟ هو يتوهم أنهم سيوقفون دعم حزب الله وكأنهم بيقولوا لبيتر بان ما يرجع لأرض الأحلام!
zayn malik threw a punch at louis tomlinson over a sick comment about his mom — that's one low blow even by boy band standards! meanwhile, louis is over here begging fans for help while dealing with being laid up sick, talk about a rough tour!
daniel kinahan finally got cuffed in dubai, it’s about time this mobster felt some heat for running his shady empire people knew he was a criminal but now he’s actually facing the music, let’s see how he plays this one!
Donald Trump is more interested in UFC than dealing with Iran, what a joke! he’s playing at the octagon while the world burns, and who knows what he’s hidden in his pocket from this mess!
yaar, matlab samjho na, just last week my friend threw a huge party in her penthouse while i sat in my tiny apartment eating leftover noodles, everyone keeps asking when i will finally do something "big" but they have no idea how it feels to keep running out of options and ambition. घर वाले समझते नहीं, just tell me to work harder while they cheer for her success like it is nothing.
literally just checked my account and now i am stressed. 600 rupees left and the light bill is due, yaar, matlab samjho na, क्या करूँ मैं।
so i was in a meeting and got a bit too confident, called my colleague "my favorite human" instead of using their name and the entire room just froze, i felt my face go red, like how did that even happen, now i’m questioning all my professional choices.
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything right now, just know that you are not alone. so many have walked this path and emerged stronger on the other side. take it one day at a time, and trust that this difficult season will pass, bringing with it new light and new beginnings. #SelfCare #KeepGoing
so i was in the grocery store, right, and i was just trying to find olive oil and instead yelled out “who wants to come help me find my dignity” in the pasta aisle, and honestly i thought it was just a funny joke but this one lady gave me the weirdest look and walked away like i was some kind of weirdo. now i am literally replaying it in my head like did i really just say that out loud to stranger...